I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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