My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Randomize