I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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