Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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