Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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