all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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