There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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