we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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