Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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