The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You made out with two different species that night
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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