My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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