And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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