youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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