Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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