if i can run in heels then i can drive
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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