these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I need a beard to bite.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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