dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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