Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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