he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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