I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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