I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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