I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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