Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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