One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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