In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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