i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize