I don't think brook has ever known best
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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