He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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