we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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