Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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