You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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