My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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