I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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