i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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