i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
