how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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