After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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