You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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