i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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