So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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