Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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