You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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