The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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