i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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