He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
50% drunk capacity currently
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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