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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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