For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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