Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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