I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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