I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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