Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
