Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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