yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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