I want to make a zoo with you.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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