A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I have fence marks all over my body
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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